What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

What did one boob say to the other boob

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?